is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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