You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
My vagina just clenched in fear
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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