i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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