i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
false alarm, still single
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