should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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