brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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