I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
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