if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I just had sex on a roof
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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