That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
i just google imaged poop.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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