What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Shame is for Republicans.
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