If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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