I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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