For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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