Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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