I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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