She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
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