i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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