I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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