I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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