Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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