Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I have fence marks all over my body
Enjoy the penises
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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