Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I am puke
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Randomize
