Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Randomize
