Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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