Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Randomize
