guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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