I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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