508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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