hell yes lets make some ravioli
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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