idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
That was before I lit my hair on fire
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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