So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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