So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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