fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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