Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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