i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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