We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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