You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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