:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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