she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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