She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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