It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
send nudes
from the living room?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
