I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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