Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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