quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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