But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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