On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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