I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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