In America we eat man semen.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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