He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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