Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Come on in and take your pants off
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