His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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