I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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