he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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