you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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