Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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