It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
