Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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